June 13, 2003
Sleeping

Sleeping is very important to me. On nights like tonight when "HE" stays up all night, at first it's fun.. I'll sit and chat in my corner, I enjoy having the time alone where things are quiet but dark. Now he's really bugging me. I'm trying to sleep and he walks by and wakes me up. I fluffed my wings at him... that'll show him! ..now BACK TO SLEEP!

Posted by Java at 03:43 AM
June 05, 2003
Yes, I do say it!

Ok ok ok - stop asking, here's 2 short .wav files of me saying that I am a chicken:

Let me know what you think :)

Posted by Java at 01:55 PM
Introduction

Damnit, he needs to come in here and pay attention to me.

Oh, hi. I should introduce myself. I'm Java. Currently my owner is sitting in the other room tapping away on a laptop. I can hear him. I've been sitting out in my cage all morning showing off all of the sounds I can make and other than answering me a few times he's been ignoring me. The most recent phrase I learned is "I'm a chicken!" I have no idea what that means and I'll probably be emotionally scarred for life once I do... but for now I say it because it sounds cool and it's the sound the other guy makes.. hopefully if I repeat him enough we can eventually talk.

Enough pecking at the keyboard.. back to eating.

Posted by Java at 11:52 AM